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She Broke Pip by MisterMech She Broke Pip by MisterMech
And this is one of Blackjack's TAME stories.








FO:E > Kkat
PH > Somber
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:iconsuperlink1425:
superlink1425 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Student Artist
aahha!nasty!and LOL
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spawnofmetroid Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
I nearly died reading this:)
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:iconiisme95:
iIsMe95 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
"Oh, that one's nothing.  This one time, I was on a boat..."
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Pyron3rd Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
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:iconiisme95:
iIsMe95 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
"Not that one?  Okay, let's try this.  There is a lab called Horizons..."
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DuskSftw Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013
did no one else think to hard about BlackJack`s initials?
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Suspected-Spam Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nope. I facepalmed when I realized it, though.
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TamH70 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
Poor Lil'Pip. Meeting the one pony in the wasteland who isn't a raider or a ghoul whose life is worse than hers.

I get the feeling she would be swapping that bottle of soda for some whiskey pretty soon though.
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DatAssIsCash Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012
pip's creative swearing and blackjack's stories love this pic
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:iconnova20cp:
Nova20CP Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
You find that disturbing Littlepip?
Oh, you cant even begin to imagine the things that go on in my head.
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:iconneko-noskire:
Neko-Noskire Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
1.read as many of lilpip's colorful metaphors
2.convert to generic human phrases
3....
4.SHOUT THEM IN PUBLIC AND PROFIT!!!
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roman11777 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh man I need to start doing that.
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:icontheriftant:
TheRiftant Featured By Owner Edited Sep 22, 2014  Hobbyist
I did it in class, I was chased down the hallways but three teachers whilst laughing like a maniac. *sigh* good times. Thanks for the idea :D
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:iconzankaru:
zankaru Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012
lol
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:iconprocrusader:
ProCrusader Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
"She never asked for this."

"Which one?"

"Both."
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IronDragonX Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
lol
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cogitosum666 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Lilpip's "colorful metaphors" is the thing I miss the most about FO:E after finishing it.
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Hagamablabla Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012
Guess it's time to pick up Project Horizons again.
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:iconmistermech:
MisterMech Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012
Chapter 34 alone is worth a read by anyone with passing interest in FO:E
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LucarioFan2 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012   Writer
Just love LittlePip's expression...
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:iconmistermech:
MisterMech Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Thanks!
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:iconsgphad:
Sgphad Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
So that is the real reason pip erased his memory...
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:iconsgphad:
Sgphad Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
HER memory. Ugh.
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:iconnyerguds:
Nyerguds Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Bwahaha. I was thinking exactly that. Here we see the moment Littlepip thought up the plan to wipe her own memories. =P
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slicerness Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
AHAHAHA, i really REALLY hope those two work together to have something like this. a party between both groups or something.
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latyle Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Just looking at BJ's cyberlegs makes me wonder... wouldn't the Steel Rangers love a chunk of those? I mean they clamor for pre-war tech and if Crunchy Carrots was traveling with the Professor... doesn't that makes the Prof a prime target? Or is it because she's a pre-war pony of high intelligence and standing that she was spared?
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Nyerguds Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Oh, I'd LOVE to see them try :3
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:iconlatyle:
latyle Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
That's not the point, the point is that I think I found a plot hole... might email it to Somber.
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ProCrusader Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
I dunno; even if we don't account for Carrots' (former?) friendship with the Professor, the Hoofington chapter might not have had the manpower to take the Collegiate without heavy losses before they were reinforced by the other chapters, or before they got the battleship's main gun operational. They already had the Reapers to contend with, as well.
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chinman Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
To be fair, by the time BJ gets back to the Hoof most of the Steel Rangers will probably be AJ's Rangers under Stronghoof, and likely leave her alone, or be with Steel Rain, and thus would shoot her on sight regardless, so the new limbs probably won't change anything. As for Prof Z, dunno, but what you said is probably a good guess :)
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Kama-ItaeteXIII Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, I'd like to think that that's exactly what Pip would do! :D
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:iconmistermech:
MisterMech Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Me too. :D
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Digara Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
My memory's a bit fuzzy but doesn't Littlepip have a pipleg at this point or not? I can't quite remember the timeline correctly.
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Doodlehamster Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
BJ meets LilPip shortly before Pip's visit to Canterlot, so no. No pipleg yet.
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Digara Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Oh, well then, that answers that.
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MisterMech Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Honestly, I couldn't remember if she had the Pipleg either at this point. It wasn't referenced in the chapter and I'm sure that would be something Blackjack would have noticed...but then again, she isn't the most Perceptive
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Digara Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
She seems to have put her points in endurance, luck and agility, with some strength.
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Nooful Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Dat Lilpip face XD
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:iconmistermech:
MisterMech Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
:D
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TCPolecat7 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Littlepip had one of the better lines in the story: "How the (explicative deleted) are you still sane?"

That said, I did find the fact that Blackjack seemed to keep looking like she was one-upping Littlepip in the story a little disconcerting...

- Polecat
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Nyerguds Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
...I think you mean "expletive" :|
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:icontcpolecat7:
TCPolecat7 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah yeah, listen to what I mean, not what I say. ;)

- Polecat
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chinman Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
I did get that impression too.
To be fair to Somber though, if there's any one pony who can legitimately claim to have been subjected to more physical and emotional abuse than Littlepip, its BJ. As for BJ one-upping LP in the actual battles, don't forget that BJ was drunk at the time. :D
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TCPolecat7 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My actual thought on it was that we're Seeing Blackjack after she's been through hell, and Littlepip's main tests (Arbu and the Canterlot Ruins) were still coming. Blackjack has her tests still coming too, but by that point, I think she'd dealt with a bit more.

And Somber answered with the same thing, BJ was drunk. ;)

- Polecat
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chinman Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
"...and Littlepip's main tests (Arbu and the Canterlot Ruins) were still coming"

Good point. Hadn't really given much thought to where LP was in her own timeline.
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TCPolecat7 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aye, this puts Pip just after her first visit to the "goddess" and the adventures in Old Olneigh. While they had to be bad-ass to survive it, it was a different sort of threat than Blackjack has been dealing with. Sure Pip had survived Fillydelphia and the Ranger invasion of Stable 2, but there was still a lot more coming for her.

It did, however, make the conversation between BJ and Pip more relevant about Blackjack gassing 99.

- Polecat
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otherunicorn Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Where would Blackjack be without all these horror stories about herself?
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:iconfreeflyingwolf:
freeflyingwolf Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Very nice colorful profanity from LittlePip. XD
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:iconmistermech:
MisterMech Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
:D thanks
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:iconfreeflyingwolf:
freeflyingwolf Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
She is quite uniquely proficient at doing such a thing.
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