WOAH WHAT THE....Something not FOE related? Don't worry. I haven't gone mad or tired of the usual stuff.
This is actually a little something from another fan fic by the title of "It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door." A very good read. It's quite wordy, but if you've gone through Fallout: Equestria, you can handle this. (I actually read it before ever starting FOE)
It's worth it.
Dangerous Business -> Jetfire